rules: answer the questions and tag at least 10 people tagged by: martesatrata

22 Oct 14 @ 2:56 am  —  reblog


the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

22 Oct 14 @ 12:44 am  —  via + org  —  reblog


Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

22 Oct 14 @ 12:36 am  —  via + org  —  reblog


Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

21 Oct 14 @ 11:31 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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❝ A Greek man walks into a tailor’s shop holding a pair of trousers. The tailor takes the pants and holds them up, turning to the man and he says “Euripides?”
“Yes,” the man responded, “Eumenides?”

I lose it every time I hear this. (via semperlapsuslinguae)


(via zomblequeen)

21 Oct 14 @ 10:45 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
owenhqrper inquired:

Multiples of 5!

ahahhhahh thank yooou <333

5. Name something you wouldn’t want to run into down a dark alley or in an abandoned building.

Rush Limbaugh 

10. Best Halloween experience?

Junior year I hosted a pretty successful horror movie potluck for the theatre kids. And senior I dressed up as Poison Ivy and went canvassing for the presidential campaign and all of the liberals gave me candy YEAH BUDDY. (also i was a very very hot poison ivy) 

15. Are you superstitious?

When it comes to theatre stuff yes. I’m on the fence about other things. 

21 Oct 14 @ 10:44 pm  —  reblog

someone ask me those halloween questions

21 Oct 14 @ 10:35 pm  —  reblog



I don’t understand why people feel the need to give robots gender ??????? seriously their gender is 


why did i think this would be anything else

21 Oct 14 @ 10:15 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

i have a friend who looks exactly like wanda from x-men evolution and i’m so jealous

21 Oct 14 @ 10:04 pm  —  reblog